A transcript from today’s office adventures…

Employee:

“And what did you say?”

Donna Jack:

“It wasn’t good. But in my defense, they asked. The problem is that when people ask me a question, I almost always answer it. This is what keeps me from running for office. Okay, there are other reasons too, but that’s a main one. And I realize that many of my opinions are not shared with the majority of the rest of the planet, apparently. But I’m actively seeking another inhabitable one, so they needn’t worry.”

Employee:

“Cool. I will guard the door and shoot intruders. We’ll have to make a list of who is allowed.”

Donna Jack:

“Shoot them with what? No guns on my planet.”

Employee:

“But it’s gonna be a kick-ass planet and people will want it. We’ll have to defend it somehow.”

Donna Jack:

“Nope, standing my ground on this one. Besides, the only person capable of invading right now is Richard Branson, and he’s allowed to. Make sure he’s on that list of yours. And Brett Wilson. Yes, we should make a list.”

Employee:

“Aaaand back to work I go.”

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